If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.
A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.
A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.
Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!
uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!
uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!
by betleyoun July 09, 2004
by Ahlanaa August 01, 2020
The act of sending a picture of your gooch and/or asshole to someone through your phone using snap chat with a one
by TDDC November 25, 2012
New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.
by leonangelo December 31, 2010
When a man sits with his legs apart, and the female toungues on the area between the balls and the butthole. Otherwise known as the gooch.
by BIGbootybitchescamehard76 June 01, 2011
A highly anticipated and inordinately complicted Friday morning ritual where dice are rolled to see who has to buy breakfast.
by Gooch Rider August 13, 2010
The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006