gooch laser

If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.

A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.
Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!

uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!
by betleyoun July 09, 2004
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Gooch grease

A thin musky film of grease, which collects in the gooch region of the me body.
His gooch felt wet, I could feel the gooch grease.
by Ahlanaa August 01, 2020
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Goofy Gooch

The act of sending a picture of your gooch and/or asshole to someone through your phone using snap chat with a one
"What the hell was that?"

"You just got goofy gooched!!!"
by TDDC November 25, 2012
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Gooch Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.
I am going on vacation during gooch week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.
by leonangelo December 31, 2010
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Gooch Job

When a man sits with his legs apart, and the female toungues on the area between the balls and the butthole. Otherwise known as the gooch.
Doshier managed to convince Piera to give him a gooch job last night. Yea he came..... HARD
by BIGbootybitchescamehard76 June 01, 2011
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Gooch Roll

A highly anticipated and inordinately complicted Friday morning ritual where dice are rolled to see who has to buy breakfast.
Rob lost the gooch roll again by self-monkeying
by Gooch Rider August 13, 2010
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Closet Gooch

The rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). Usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
*side note* a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
Kenny gave Bruce a closet gooch at melissa's party the other day.
by Fleshy Man-bridge January 14, 2006
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