Guy 1: Did you see those girls that Dan went home with last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was probably just getting dilled.
Guy 1: Haha! Yeah what a pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah, he was probably just getting dilled.
Guy 1: Haha! Yeah what a pussy!
by dirty_bronson December 5, 2010

by CassCat101 January 3, 2017

jakes getting in 1 right now, he's been booting for the past hour, probably cause of that kodiak he tossed in. kid's a hoss
by ogbigfernie August 28, 2018

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss July 5, 2021

by userhandlegoeshere October 20, 2021

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".
Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
by dreepos March 30, 2023

Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.
Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED
bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.
bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.
by Lionspirit February 4, 2013
