cum guilt

When a girl makes you feel guilty for cumming in/on her

Her: "I feel so gross now that you have cum in me."
Him: "Wow, way to make me feel cum guilt."

by DTrickle February 21, 2011

I can make a guitar sing

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

by JormanThoad August 21, 2018

The Oral Guillotine sprinkler

it's a super kinky and fun for the whole family, sex move

you sit on the ground with your legs spread sitting up right, have the girl lie on the ground like a bear rug, with your dick in her mouth; as you're about to climax have a buddy curb stomp on her head, slamming down her head so that it cuts off your penis. as you're ejaculating, your blood and cum will mix and shoot out at high speeds covering where ever you are in bloody cum! As for your penis? well that's a meal or souvenir for her to keep.

The Oral Guillotine Sprinkler is a super kinky sex move

Bro, she was so into me she even Oral Guillotine sprinkler ed me.
whoa bro, you did it, and didn't ask me to curb stomp her for you?
sorry homie but I had to ask my neighbour, he was the closest at the time.
that's reasonable.

by SimonTheMemeDealer January 2, 2020

guilty pleasure

Something that you love to do, but you just cannot admit that you do it.

Guy 1: "DUDE, you still watch Pokemon?"
Guy 2: "WHAT? NO! Ok, I do, its my guilty pleasure.

by carlsonmandude December 28, 2006

guidolino

A guidolino is a smaller version of a guido. They usually range from 10-14 and they try their hardest to be a hardcore guido. They usually attempt to glowstick,and they love techno music. They usually drink underaged, and smoke smarties. Guidos are already a pathetic excuse of a person, and guidolino's are even worse. The fad gets started younger and younger. Guido-linos dress guido, and they usually try to speak italian, even all they know is ciao, so they wont get too far.

Hey what is that kid doing at the discotecca, hes only 12 years old! Oh hes a guidolino, he loves to frollic and fistpump at the club.

by rofro May 2, 2009

Guinness Bomb

Consists of dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a pint of Guinness, the participant must then down the resulting 'Guinness Bomb' in one. Much like it's more popular cousin the Jager Bomb, but much more potent.

Did you see that Barry down a Guinness Bomb last night?

by barry billet street January 7, 2012

guitarsexual

A sexual attraction to guitars

Hey this is my new significant other, a Fender Stratocaster
Nice to finally meet your guitars, I didn’t know you were guitarsexual

by Stevie Ray Vaughan May 18, 2018