goober

A fuchtardt who will say they want to everyone to do important safety training. Where "everyone" is everyone bar them.

P1: The boss wants everyone to do "important" training

P2: Are they coming to the training this time.

P1: No they are a goober.

by anonymous October 19, 2023

Goober Stank

The smell of babies

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.

by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023

Goober

me

I am goober

by therealgoober June 1, 2023

Goobers

A nickname that Charlie Slimecicle/Slmccl made for his fans

A: I love watching charlie Slimecicle!
B: So you’re a part of the Goobers?

by GenLoser August 28, 2023

goober

another works for a faggot

that guy is such a goober

by sjdndn August 13, 2023

goober juice

When someone does something ridiculous, silly, or dumb, the drink they had immediately before is named responsible for this.

"He tripped over air, that must be goober juice he's got in that bottle."

"Dude, are you on goober juice or something? Your class is downstairs!"

by the simplest dook June 27, 2024

Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦

Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass

by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024