Vic Fangio

Old, cranky man living in 1986. Loves defense so much he forgets that offense is a critical part of football. Suffers from crippling indecision. Fears there is a mob hit on him if he uses time-outs. Dying one inch at a time.

Vic Fangio thinks he can take timeouts into 2nd half

by blondieshredz November 23, 2021

New Fangled

Something old people say when presented with things that confuse them.

Child: Hey, Grandpa! Check out my 2000 year old Nokia cell phone!

Grandpa: Damn you and your New fangled technology... (proceeds to rant for an hour about things when he was a kid)

by TheRoyalBurger June 18, 2022

bust a fang

The lifting of the vaginal labia, in an attempt to direct urinal flow, while at the same time, avoiding sitting on a dirty toilet seat. This is a popular method of urination amongst women, especially in unsavory restrooms, such as at a country comcert.

“Man, those port-o-potties are foul, girl. Let’s just bust a fang.”

by Daddy N. January 26, 2018

Over-Obsessive Fangirl

Someone who is so closely involved with certain fandoms (whether it be a book series, a tv show, a celebrity, etc etc) that it completely destroys their mental health and social life. Someone who can't go 10 minutes without thinking about their obsession and crying silently to themselves. These types of people have had their lives taken over, so don't act surprised when you find their secret shrine at the back of their closet.

"Hey, is Emma coming to the party tonight?"

"Nope, she's gonna be in her room for the rest of the night watching Twilight reruns."
"Oh yeah, I forgot she was an Over-Obsessive Fangirl."

by Mh188 August 11, 2018

oc tower fangame

A tower fangame is a set of atleast 3 towers or an obby, with one being the hardest, known as soul crushing in a single area in a slot of Obby Creator. A fangame must use some JToH mechanics or else it will be defined as a platformer, and is based on the studio counterparts, such as Jukes Towers of Hell.

The_PoisionedPotato: HEY! What do you do in Obby Creator?
DeoKristo122540: I don't know, these oc tower fangames are really fun.

by ImNotFireMan123 March 23, 2022

fangboner

A girl who likes to read books about vampires and would like to "bone" a vampire.

My fangboner friend is still reading the Twilight series.

Oh my god, what a fangboner!

by PomZags August 21, 2008

white fang

invented by the famous porn star Albert Adams"jesus adams", white fang is the sexual act of:
when a man ejaculates into a girls hair causing it to harden and stain, this forces the girl to have to cut her own hair

-Oh Nadia did u donate ur hair to locks of love?
-No, i just got white fanged

by cacalaka August 6, 2008