Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

Funky Yute

Someone who is quite odd and is abit tall and when people see him / her they say "ew brother ewwwww"

a1 is some funky Yute

by mahboobies April 24, 2024

Funky Chomik

Funky Chomik is an Insane difficulty chomik in Find the Chomiks. It is located on the Apartment. He is also considered a boss.

Yippee!! I finally got Funky Chomik!

by FrostCat224 April 25, 2024

Funky steam

The cloudy gas (CO2 from the carbonation process) that you see when you open up a bottle of beer or a carbonated drink.

Why is it when you open a bottle of beer there’s always that funky steam in the top?

by Fadastalk April 27, 2024

funky bussy

When a fem or trans booty hoke stanks

Oh girl her funky bussy be bussin as hell

by Sinfulfreak4A February 23, 2025

funky fresh

(Adjective) If you describe something as funky fresh, you mean that it is stylish and modern in an unconventional way

Person 1: "this burger is funky fresh as"
Person 2: "(rolls eyes) shut the funky fresh up" (substitute for swearing)

by DiscordReject4 February 28, 2025

funky monkey friday

a weekly holiday. every friday you spread peace and love with a large feast and party.

"What day is it?" - Non-Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator
"It's Funky Monkey Friday of course!" - Funky Monkey Friday Celebrator

by itsabellss <3 April 25, 2025