mother fucktard

one who does one others mother!

Damn,Ho you a mother fucktard

by Kaitlyn Christine December 3, 2007

Squishy fucktard

A fat and slightly retarted person that takes many dicks in the ass

Guy1: Hey did you get laid at the party last night?

Guy 2: Kinda i met this Squishy fucktard named Jordan and got my rape on

by Thuganot May 7, 2011

technologically fucktarded

A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.

i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.

by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018

Fucking fuckity fuck

When something is going REALLY awful and the word "fuck" isn't enough to explain it.

"Oh my fucking fuckity fuck! I'm so gonna fail this test."
"You need help man?"

by I'm really gay :) March 1, 2021

mentally fucktarded

basically a beyond mentally retarded person

Don: yo whats up with Mikal
Yin: yeah he got hit in the head really hard that he became mentally fucktarded
Don: damn
Yin: yeah

Mikal: usdfhdwhffdhfohbvbebvibviebvibeivbviebffvhke

by 69hahahafunny September 1, 2022

fucktard

A word that i can't stand any longer!
Just say it properly... F U C K I N G ... R E T A R D.
Is it to much to ask??

Kid 1: STFU FUCKTARD!!!!!!!!!!11111
Guy: Your'e a fucking idiot!! learn how to talk dickhead.

by what!?!? May 29, 2005

Fucktape

Fucktape, a derivative of Fucktard, its purpose while primarily derogatory will have the additional functionality of confusing and bewildering the victim. Best used out of the blue in a SMS message against an unsuspecting target for greatest impact.

Princess: "Fucktape"

Hellboy: "WTF?"

by Bruce Danger Stallion April 20, 2006