Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.
Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
Get the French mulletmug. Much like the dutch rudder, the french paddle is a female mutual masturbatory technique where each participant forms a paddle shape with her right hand, leaving a limp wrist. Each participant then grabs the others right forearm, shakes vigorously slapping her own femenine region.
Yo, I saw these two totally hot chicks before. I wonder if they go home and french paddle each other
by 43-53 August 9, 2012
Get the French Paddlemug. This girl stinks of poo poo and makes giz boob get sad sad, she is very funny and beautiful! Her name originates from the french fries McDonald’s sell
by Daddy finger June 18, 2021
Get the French freymug. Hey Rob you hear what Tom did with his girlfriend
Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night
Ya man he was facial frenching her at that party all night
by B00ner April 20, 2017
Get the facial frenchingmug. by Andrewlikem8n June 11, 2020
Get the Andrew frenchmug. In any story that involves three female characters which are considered to equally be mothers to one or a number of characters, where the trio of mothers each associated with the colors;
Blue representing the mother with wisdom like that of a perfect noble,
White representing the mother with support and forgiveness like that of the religious/God/Clergy, and
Red representing the mother most willing to help before anyone else, mostly through action showing the fierceness of her love towards the trio of children like that of a raging fire or blood.
In unison the trio strives for the goodwill of their children; similar to how the french nation was said to be established for the goodwill of the french people (French Revolution of 1789).
Blue representing the mother with wisdom like that of a perfect noble,
White representing the mother with support and forgiveness like that of the religious/God/Clergy, and
Red representing the mother most willing to help before anyone else, mostly through action showing the fierceness of her love towards the trio of children like that of a raging fire or blood.
In unison the trio strives for the goodwill of their children; similar to how the french nation was said to be established for the goodwill of the french people (French Revolution of 1789).
Roxy, Sylphiette, and Eris are such perfect french mamas with their personalities alongside each one's hair color being blue, white and red respectively that it's not uncanny at all that their story is the reason this article even exists.
by 5aturnius February 11, 2022
Get the French mamasmug. by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022
Get the French Hillbillymug.