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Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.
If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper
by The philanthropist September 11, 2022
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For Kobe

When you shoot a basket and yell kobe then fix yourself cuz he dead
by INCORRECTCORRECTNESS February 11, 2020
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kobe bryant

by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 21, 2020
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Kobe Bryanting

"I bought my wife a mercedes after sleeping with her best friend. I kobe bryanted" kobe bryanting.
by LGBTQCHIMO February 15, 2022
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Kobe bryant

by kermit the kikkker March 2, 2023
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Kobe

Never got to tell Kobe I had feeling since we were 8ish-9ish. Lost them because people change, it can be in a good way or bad way. It's never for you to decide.
I liked Kobe : )

Kobe "was" cool.
by anonymous27281919937 May 30, 2021
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Kobe

Kobe is a kind and loving person. He will treat you well and will stay by your side always.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.
Kobe is a really nice guy!
by Jake58376 April 21, 2022
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