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flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!
damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder
by flute tech. February 6, 2009
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douche flute

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

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"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019
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Mushroom Flute

Act of fellatio to relieve one's penial secretions while humming a song
Chandra really knows how to blow the mushroom flute

"I'm bat-winging bad, time to get a mushroom flute"
by Pan face April 25, 2022
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Flute

A flute is an instrument that is used for various Things, one of them is playing Music.
i got a flute yesterday, and i played some Music on it....
by Crimciones June 13, 2018
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Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
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french flute

When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.
"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"
by SmellsHomeless November 22, 2013
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Flute

A beautiful woodwind instrument played by beautiful or handsome people. Often flute players are very smart.
Hey, I wish I played flute. She sounds so graceful playing the flute!
by Lil’Dorito February 25, 2017
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