Electrified Chicken Flute

An electrified chicken flute is a sexual act where the recipient gets either oral sex or a hand job while eating deliciously prepared fried chicken.

Hey Man, Amanda just gave the best electrified chicken flute last night.

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Golden Curvy Flute

A Golden Curvy Flute is just a French Horn but flute version

Y’know how your instrument says how straight you are? Yeah, that’s why I went from Flute to Golden Curvy flute

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Indeterminable noises made by a member of two different ethnic groups. Typically spurred by an intense argument or conversation.

“Whenever Enrique gets mad he starts playing the Bi-Racial Flute.”

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A dog playing the flute, a trick played on people to get them to look at interesting/weird things.

Oh hey look it’s a dog playing the flute.

No dude that is a dick.

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A dog playing the flute is a commonly used trick on people to get them to look at an interesting image.

Hey dude look it’s a dog playing the flute.
No dude that is a dick.

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Play Devil's Flute on your fife

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Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC

Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....

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