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Calab's flute

A handcrafted woodwind instrument known for its deep, haunting tone and curved, asymmetrical design. Originating from an obscure luthier Calab II.
"I swear the lights flickered when she said that: Someone’s playing Calab’s flute tonight."

"Wow bro, you're playing Calab's flute like a pro"
by Calabo May 7, 2025
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Flute

What band geeks call someone who plays the flute
Band Mom: Do you see that flute in the front? That's Clumzy Hooman!
Football Dad: *confusion*
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
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Fiji flute

When you poke holes in your dick and have someone else else blow that shit like a flute
I was bored in class so my friend gave me a Fiji flute
by Prada21 December 9, 2024
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etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence
After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.
by anonymous July 5, 2024
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Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.
"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"
by Lil Bwow Wow July 4, 2022
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Bi-Racial Flute

Indeterminable noises made by a member of two different ethnic groups. Typically spurred by an intense argument or conversation.
Whenever Enrique gets mad he starts playing the Bi-Racial Flute.”
by Plumbers Pipe September 30, 2020
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