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Floppy disks

A very old woman's exposed breasts.
Guy 1: "Did you see Melisandre get old as fuck when she took that necklace off on Game of Thrones last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally lost my hard on once I saw her floppy disks."
by brande brady May 20, 2016
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Floppy-Sally

1. A female specimen that has encountered a large amount of sexual intercourse over the years and has developed irregulary large oriphous' (both vaginal and anal).

in other words:

2. A skank that has sat on a ridiculous amount of large cock, from which she has stretched and torn all of her enterable passages to ridiculous proportions.
Julia, Julz, Juls, Jules, Julia, julia, JULIA, JULIA

"oh my god Julz, i knew you were a bit of a floppy-sally but this is ridiculous... its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway... a gooey smelly hallway!"

"Fuck Julia, i think my phone fell in it... god you are the floppiest sally the world has ever seen!"
by jeffffff September 22, 2008
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Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019
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Floppy Style

I was smacking her floppy style last night, didn't even get hard before I came.
by Thephallicprophet May 28, 2022
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Floppy Tango

Look at her dance you can see her floppy tango
by Short1e August 10, 2022
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Flippy Floppy

Breezy flopping flip flops cuz he gots shoes a lot flip flop crop top lock jaw raw dawg we just do raw fucking sessions
Yo I just floppy flopped on my dick I need some help flippy Floppy plz
by Suess Doktor September 1, 2018
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Mr. Flip Floppy

Another name for the president of the United States (Joe Biden) as he has perfected flip flopping. His flip flopping includes the fact that he has declared himself as a moderate, but turned around and tried to do socialism and the stepping stones to communism, as he has also declared he is not a socialist. Which one is he.
Mr. Flip Floppy seems to be confused about what he really is.
by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023
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