Rotten floppy donkey dick

A person who thinks he has the dick the size of a donkey when actually it's the size of hamster.

Ryan thinks its clever to intimidate people because he has a big dick, but actually he has no right because it's the size of a rotten floppy donkey dick.

by DefenderOfWomen April 7, 2020

upside down floppy flipper

the upside down floppy flipper is the best flipper that flips my floppy

Upside down floppy flipper

by upsidedownfloppyflipper October 10, 2015

big floppy donkey dick

Insult to someone who is a whore.

You see that slut. She's so nasty she would suck a big floppy donkey dick.

by Amanda Van Valkenburgh December 28, 2005

Big Floppy Donkey Dick

Is simply why it says a big floppy donkey weiner

Ah big floppy donkey dick there's shit in my salad

by Mr Potato7 May 8, 2015

strawberry floppy-donkey-dick

the excessively large penis generally used in a strawberry shortcock.

"Girl. That is some nasty strawberry floppy-donkey-dick. woa."

by Paul SN November 27, 2007

Sloppy Floppy Seconds

When a man makes a woman reach her climax but does not climax himself, so he continues to have sex with someone else.

Mike's girlfriend couldn't make him cum so he asked the priest if he wanted Sloppy Floppy Seconds.

by SouthPark&Juggalo April 5, 2005

green floppy aliens

Forms of life that look very similar to asparagus.......

OMFG THE GREEN FLOPPY ALIENS ARE INVADING!!!!

by Datlulugurrl December 30, 2016