Flange

silly bloke who lives in lir park with his sexy sister

ann's son is flange

by robertevans4eva October 8, 2008

flangebob

someone who is crazy and doesnt like people of the opposite sex

*girl walks past*
eddy:hglskahglksfa
dave:dude your such a flangebob go away

by mikester and o-master-d January 9, 2009

Flaggerbastard

Malapropism of "flabbergasted": dumbfounded, amazed, stunned with surprise.

SECONDARY DEFINITION: a lazy and ineffective flagman at a highway construction site.

ORIGIN (all true): Early 20th century, Marie Natale Martini of Queens NY, an Italian immigrant who exclaimed she was "flaggerbastard" upon seeing the Statue of Liberty for the first time. For sixty years, no one corrected her; it was just too funny.

See "origin" of flaggerbastard listed above.

by Professor Al July 7, 2009

flagerstieg

girls who are too good to talk to guys on aim first. =

Alyssa Keysor is a flagerstieg for not messaging Andrew Manor on aim first.

by and man August 23, 2009

flangeapene

Noun. The sexual organs of someone with both male and female parts a.k.a a hermaphrodite.

Someone that has half penis and half vagina.

Lady Gaga is known to have a flangeapene.

by pkrfc September 3, 2009

flangejob

Using your tongue to gape the sphincter in a zigzag motion.

Max gave Matt a flangejob while he masturbated.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

Flange Cadet

A male homosexual who hs just emerged from the closet, and is exploring and learning about gayness.

Something akin to being an apprentice for gayness.

Crawford was tentative about his sexuality at first, but now he's a fully fledged Flange Cadet.

gay 1 - "Jason! On your knees and get sucking"
gay 2 - "You've got a good little worker there"
gay 1 - "He's my little Flange Cadet"
Jason - "mmhhhfffmmhhhhmm"

by jundell May 14, 2010