felch

Blowing into your partner's asshole, then sucking the hot air out as they fart in your mouth. A prelude to shit-eating.

Susan: Suck my ass, baby.
Joyce: Mmmm, so sweet honey.
Susan: Felch my shithole baby.
Joyce: How?
Susan: Open my ass with your tongue and then blow blow into my ass, hard!
Joyce: Fuck, I love this.
Susan: Suck my ass while I fart in your mouth.

by nastybob October 15, 2006

filth chasm

The vagina(hopefully unseen) that very ugly skanks and sluts possess.

"I don't want that pussy, it'd be a filth chasm."

by Diego June 23, 2003

felch

to eat your own semen out of a woman.

I screwed my girlfriend until I came inside her, then I felched her!

by bread infection December 5, 2009

felching

felching is the act of allowing a gerbil to root around in your colon

Bill and Ted had an amazing felching session last night.....till the gerbil got stuck and they wound up in the emergency room

by DanaLMay April 26, 2005

felchtube

A clear tube used to insert a rodent into one's anus.

No one was able to prove the Richard Gere rumor, mainly since no felchtube was ever found.

by rcr October 12, 2003

Filth Friday

The day for having filthy discussions and sending filthy jokes pictures and anecdotes over works e mail!

OOOh its filth friday I have got a right slime on...

by mama f September 23, 2005

felch

A verb describing the sexual act of a male performing oral sex immediately after he creampies into either a vagina or anus with the sole purpose of trying to extract some or all of the ejaculation.

My biggest perversion when it comes to sexual play has to be when my boyfriend felches me and then gives me a deep, french kiss. That is a major turnon for me.

creampie oral

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015