by Horizontal Time Machine October 25, 2022
by US organization of healthcare April 05, 2017
Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.
Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 18, 2013
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When you’re about to blow your Baby Gravy, pull out, and finish in her mouth. Then quickly take one of those shitty French Vanilla Creamers you get at Shari’s, IHOP & shit, and poor it in her mouth, and on her face. Begin French Kissing. That is the Double French
Fagbag #1 “Hey, bro. I’m gonna take my girl to Shari’s, so that we can have dinner, and I can take some French Vanilla coffee creamer.”
Fagbag #2 “Why would you take coffee creamer from Shari’s?”
Fagbag #1 “So that we can do the Double French!”
Fagbag #2 “Why would you take coffee creamer from Shari’s?”
Fagbag #1 “So that we can do the Double French!”
by Dat1kidwidaviper April 23, 2019
A bad ass mother fucker with a long dong that is surprisingly intelligent. Generally pretty chill but not someone you want to piss off.
by Dixie Nurmeous June 23, 2016