Fred

The condition in where a person is chemically addicted to excessively consuming freshly produced male ejaculation

I have Fred syndrome for my ability to never halt dipping my pizza in cum

by My name is Jeremy spring February 22, 2022

Bedhead fred

When you cannonball jump onto someone's face, fart loudly and moan for poetic effect. The boyfriends love it.

Miles I walked in on Harry getting a bedhead fred and it was messy!

by whalecom November 21, 2021

Fred

A larger than life ego, who lives an extravagant life, always the life of the party and loves splashing the cash. However this persona is simply a ploy to cover up the fact they have a TINY FLACCID PENIS! This is usually just a couple of Inch’s, growing to around 4 when fully erect!

Look at that obnoxious guy at the bar, i bet he’s a ‘Fred’!

by Fred Tett June 7, 2020

Fred

Ball skin, but not the testicles. A scrotum. Commonly utilized in the gay community.

This freak wanted me to work out before we hooked up because she said she liked to lick a stanky Fred.

by Maximum Fred-Viction June 5, 2022

thicc fred

An original character that can be depicted in any way as long as they make the character a spider and any form of a nerd.

Thicc Fred is the best character in the history of OCs!

by _Cryo_ February 21, 2019

Fred

A bitch who thinks he is all that but in reality he’s a fucking dork>>>>

You know that guy Fred?

Ya you mean that cocky bitch over there?

Ya that’s him!!

by That bitch1234 May 22, 2022

Fred

A Fatass Cat That Does Nothing

HOLY SHIT! FRED MOVED?!?!

by nigerfaget6969 January 5, 2021