Eskimo

An idiot that lives in a cold place. They look like mammoths with messed up teeth and stuff.

Ew john looks like a eskimo!!!

by Zatiotion June 13, 2017

Eskimo Snowballing

When you and your partner rub semen on your noses before Eskimo Kissing (Rubbing noses together).

Man: I have some cum on my nose from the Boxed Lunch !

*Eskimo Kisses Girl*
Girl: Eskimo Snowballing is so much better with you dad!

by LexLucifer December 5, 2017

Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.

We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.

by The WL December 11, 2017

Eskimo Head

When it's too cold to remove your clothes while reciving/giving head, so only the genitalia are removed from the clothing (man unzips fly and slips out his dick/ woman pulls down pants to expose the vagina)

Man it was so cold yesterday my girlfriend gave me Eskimo Head

by Harry azzol February 25, 2018

Eskimo pie

When two biological brothers cream pie the same hole during the same session.

"I've never slept with brothers before, are you guys down to Eskimo pie me?"

"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."

by Schrodingersvagina February 28, 2017

Eskimo Grandpa

If an elder fucks the mother of a daughter you fucked he is your Eskimo grandpa.

My friend's dad fucked the mom of a girl I fucked so he is my Eskimo grandpa

by Big papa Fritchy March 1, 2017

eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017