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Dream cockblock

When someone or something wakes you up from a dream where you're about to screw a hot chick
"Damn man, my alarm dream cockblocked me today."
"Yeah me too, 'cept it was my mom vaccuming."
by irtv rthvjei September 24, 2011
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Dream Stans

Actually cancer. THEY SHIP MINORS FOR FUCKS SAKE
Me: I think I have Dream Stans
Freind: What
by The_Church_of_wah December 11, 2020
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selling dreams

When someone gives you what-if scenarios that could hypothetically come true, giving false hope and then you finding out that they sold you words (a "dream"), that could never be achieved.
EXAMPLE 1:

What happened to you Alyssa?

Oh, I'm so bummed out.

Why is that?

Josh was selling me dreams. He said he bought a house when I decided to move to "__" with him, but he still lives with his parents. What am I going to do?

EXAMPLE TWO:

Josh, I haven't seen you in a while. How have you been?

Dude, I found out Alyssa was selling me dreams.

Selling dreams?

She never loved me, all she said was stuff that she wanted to marry me, but it turns out she never loved me in the first place.
by problemeo February 25, 2019
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georgenotfound and dream

I JUST MET GEORGENOTFOUND AND DREAM?

REALLY WHAT WERE THEY DOING”
FUCKING
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Hopes and Dreams

A great song from Undertale.
It plays in the first half of the Asriel Dreemurr fight.
Seriously, listen to it.
UT Fan (Undertale Fan): Hey have you heard of the song Hopes and Dreams?
Non-UT Fan: No, what is it like? Where's it from?
Ut Fan: It's a great song from Undertale, you should listen to it.
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Cheese Dream

A strange dream that occurs due to mass consumption of cheese or other dairy product before going into a deep sleep.
Dave - I had the nastiest cheese dream last night. I was being chased by gorrillas because I was a giant banana. Then i killed then with gum and a stapler.

Gav - What an outrageous cheese dream.
by Gary101 April 30, 2008
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