hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

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Dew Head

One who follows one of the several Mountain Dew centered fan-pages and online communities and is a staunch supporter or dedicated seeker of Mountain Dew in its many forms.
Dew Heads can be found searching local businesses for long departed flavors of Mountain Dew.
One of the best accomplishments a Dew Head can attain is to find a specific flavor that is very rare.
Dew heads can also be found displaying their knowledge of the best flavors of Mountain Dew, however, unlike other fandoms, they are often open to the opinions and passions of their compatriot Dew Drinkers.

A: "I heard Jimmy's one of them Dew Heads."
B: "Yeah, I heard he even works at a Sheetz down the road."
A: "...do you think he could hook me up with some Baja Blast?"

by Balacke July 29, 2020

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moppin' dew

The ebonic version of the soda "Mountain Dew"

Hey Bitch while your up get me a moppin' dew

by Ryan Lass February 24, 2004

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Mossy dew drop

A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.

My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.

by 911Mongo June 7, 2019

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