dew

dew is a respectable young pretty lady. she has a lot of rumours about her that aren’t true. a lot of people say she’s a slut even though she has never lost her virginity. she’s really nice and very pg13.

i heard dew is a slut. she told me she isn’t and i’m going to believe her because everything she says is right. she is very smart and got 100/100 on her test.

by richbitchkys April 18, 2019

Dookie Dew

Butt sweat mixed with dookie from a dirty booty.

Walked in the bathroom after big Johnathan, and he left dookie dew all on the back of the toilet seat

by Dom N. Nader October 13, 2023

dews….luck

dews….luck is a very cool person that likes eating sweets😎

dews….luck is cool and awesome

by dews….luck July 13, 2021

Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew is a beverage/energy drink owned Pepsi (idk why it's cwazy)
Mountain Dew HAS rizz and is normally associated with Indian Rizz because it's beautiful.
Anyone who drinks Mountain Dew has the tech support rizz.

"Yo james, Raj drank Mountain Dew and rizzed up your damn mom!"
"WTF?"
"yeah he use Indian Rizz to tinga tinga her sussy parts."

by TheCodingGamer March 19, 2024

Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.

Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.

by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025

dew pit

semen depository

made a huge deposit in the girlfriend dew pit last night.

by Rollypollly June 17, 2018

dew stool

nigel walking down the street with a turd on his head

dew stool cool fool

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025