HOT MOUNTAIN DEW

When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.

I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.

by MooncalfMagic April 2, 2022

wee dew

for when you’re feelin funky or weeded

omg dude i haven’t slept in 98 hours and i feelin wee dew!!

by Leandria horses February 18, 2019

Dew

Don’t even worry

nigga said he was busy I told him dew abt it

by ootewwwfly October 7, 2023

hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

DEW

Directed Energy Weapon - AKA Cuban Syndrome or in medical field High Intensity Focused Ultra Sound (HIFU) - used in oil industry to inspect for cracks also - WMD used on citizens to get assets by hidden faction called Kangaroos because they hide stuff in their pockets when nobody is looking - & if you do look? - you get kicked with DEW - New Alternate "tax" Policy in America - pay up or get Alzheimer's with energy spectrum weapon - better have a spectrum analyzer handy

Those congressional junk yard dogs in justice department just dogdewed all over them - Kangaroo DogDEW on you if you don't buy

by General Thatway December 7, 2021

log dew

Dew that comes from a log and is very tasty with beans on toast.

Waiter, can I have some more log dew please it is very nice?

by Meldrew Eyebrows May 3, 2018

Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.

"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".

by MstrMike August 29, 2013