When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.
by Weebu4laifu February 27, 2020
Get the Detroit Tune-upmug. When a man puts his testicles in someone else's anus and proceeds to masturbate. The action resembles a golf ball washer.
If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.
If you attempt a Detroit Ball Washer please remember to insert your testicles in series not in parallel.
by thebeardedgreek August 6, 2017
Get the Detroit Ball Washermug. When you have diarrhea and shit yourself causing the diarrhea to run down your leg and in to your shoes.
by RyButtnik May 1, 2020
Get the Detroit Gravy Boatmug. When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.
"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."
by GreetingsADM January 15, 2018
Get the Detroit date nightmug. A sexual act in which someone inserts the handle of a rake into another's anus after dipping it in super glue and proceeds to handcuff them to the bumper of a car before starting the car.
by W@yne Kerr January 24, 2020
Get the Detroit Rake Snakemug. Forewarning; this only works while your lady is on the rag, do not try unless there is something fucked in your head. When getting some head from your woman and you start to cum you scream out "GOAL!", then you pull out a hockey puck and knock her two front teeth out. Then with a firm grip you yank out her tampon and place it in the newly formed tooth gap.
by Dean Wesley January 16, 2019
Get the The Detroit Red Wingmug. by Detroit0352 September 12, 2013
Get the detroit trash canmug.