derek jeter

a huge gigantic fag that plays for yankees listen to the name closly (yank these)

gay derek jeter

by N barto August 23, 2010

Derek Carr

An elite QB in the NFL who plays for the Las Vegas Raiders and considered a top 10 QB in the NFL. Also a GOAT.

Derek Carr is the Goat!

by Sports Analyst November 25, 2021

deree

a dumb retard, a person who is acting stupid.

yo quite being a fucking deree

by noah129 April 2, 2007

Derek

Stupid ignorant person, also used as to describe someone who doesn't know what he is doing.

"Hey, that person looks like a derek"

"What the derek are you doin'"

by Track00293 November 7, 2006

Derek

A Guy who is super sweet and used to ride a Ski Doo MXZ<3 Someone who i probably shouldn't have let get away. Real Carl?

You're such a buttercup, Derek!

by bttercup February 4, 2010

Derek Lowe

Shitty sinkerballer for the red Sox. He likes too suck gigantic gorrila penis. He has a beard so nobody notices the gorilla cum on his mouth. He always blows and is fucking the Red Sox as we speak. He especially enjoys licking the hair off the testicles of donkeys

Joe:Did you get some Derek Lowe last night
Sean:OH YeaH!

by Oscar September 18, 2004

Dereck

unimaginative jerk who always whines, complains, and makes trouble. Obnoxious. Loud. Will always get you red roses even when you tell him NOT TO. Acts like he knows everything. Always has to be right. Liar. Ridiculous. Likes to talk behind your back like a mean girl. Actually male, but never acts like it. Perv. Will grate on your last nerve. Clingy. Always has to be in contact with you. Annoying. Repetitve. NEVER TALK TO A DERECK. He will wrap you up in all of his drama and you will never break free!
Obsessive. Self-centered. Snob. Not fun. Won't take you out on dates. Prefers to stay at home. Boring. Lazy. Eats like a pig. Drama Queen. Pouty. Cusses. Overreacts!

Will always think about his own problems before your own, especially when you have swine flu.

Talks using incorrect grammar. Tries to be cool. Fails. Hypocrite. Bipoplar to the MAX.

"Girl, stay away from him."
"Why?"
"Because he is SUCH a Dereck."
"Ew."

by JJK♥ March 15, 2010