Everyday Dave

A guy named Dave who says and does such ridiculous shit every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying 'Everyday Dave'.

Dave: Dude when I cover up this solar powered light it turns on... are my hands solar powered or something?

Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.

Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.

Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....

by Kadorja November 27, 2012

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DAVE NOVAK

A Dave Novak is the act of pooping directly into another person's anus.

Brad and I Dave Novak'd all last night. It was awesome.

by tetramino November 23, 2011

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daving around

"Daving around" refers to the act of aimlessly wandering around the office, engaging in casual conversations, and generally socializing with coworkers without a specific work-related purpose. It's the art of taking breaks and fostering a friendly atmosphere, often leading to unexpected connections and workplace camaraderie.

"Instead of sitting at his desk all day, Mark spends most of his time 'daving around.' He's the office's go-to guy for water cooler conversations!"

by dugiwarc October 13, 2023

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Dave’s missus

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t

She is such a Dave’s missus

by i hate joos 2024 January 2, 2023

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dave collins

A way to describe the feeling of someone being under your bed, sometimes he may be under your bed you never know until you check. It is said that dave is a 1ft2 black man covered in gray hair who lurks under children's beds until they sleep and then he performs a ritual to gain control of their soul.

Dad, i think there is a monster under my bed!
Its probably only dave collins son, dont worry

by sexy peter March 7, 2020

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