December 9th

national slap ass day!

December 9th is the best dawg!

by ye son October 18, 2019

December 13

It’s national crush day!
Ask your crush and confess to her/him.

A guy: I like you.
A girl: Wait what?
A guy: It’s December 13!

by Henryforlife123 November 11, 2019

December 8th

The day where you mourn juice wrld's death and play his songs through the day .

''hey bro today is December 8th you know what that means " *Lucid dreams plays in the background

by bekfas42021 December 09, 2019

December 15

National, wear a watermelon as a helmet day.

Friend 1: "why are you carving a watermelon?"
Friend 2: "tomorrow's December 15th, duh"
Friend 1: "oh yes, of course"

by Stoopidhat October 25, 2019

December 21

The birthday of the most loyal men in the world. Straight like that

That man Chris’s birthday is on December 21

by Nogvn October 16, 2019

Dapper December

Dapper December is the event during the month of December where the former participants of No-Shave November (also referred to as Novembeard, Movember, or Noshavember) have a chance to redeem themselves. It began as the brainchild of Matt Mueller and was taken to the next level by Brittany Reed, both college students. The premise is to dress sharp for every day of December. This means shaving beards, styling your hair, donning a suit or dress, and generally having a neat and sharp appearance. Participants avoid the temptation to have a grunge day and throw on sweats and sneakers and instead take the extra few minutes to put on a classy outfit for an entire month.

I kind of want to wear a sweatshirt, but it's Dapper December and I want to look classy.

by Breed1964 November 28, 2010

No dick December

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

by Bawston69 November 01, 2019