Admiral Cupcake

The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.

Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!

by Exoz September 20, 2013

cupcake my

A soft and chill stan that doesn't really care about whether their idols are hated.

Most of us here hates cupcake mys.
Cupcake mys are the downfall of us.

by my fam December 27, 2020

Sloppy Cupcake

A twist on the conventional "cupcaking" where you fart in your hand and quickly carry the scent to an unsuspecting victim's face. This act can only be carried out with a shart.

"I was going to cupcake Kyle, but I sharted so he got a sloppy cupcake instead!"

by Wafflestomperfirestarter January 16, 2023

afghani cupcake

Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.

"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."

"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."

by mr excellent November 20, 2017

black cupcake

Adjective for a medium-sized black women, not very attractive

Damn, that shawnya is a damn black cupcake

Carly, shut up you black cupcake

by BabeLolbae August 22, 2019

Alabama cupcake

When you cum on your sister-cousin’s titties

I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night

by Chaospixxxie May 28, 2021

cupcake sniffer

A person who uses any kind of drugs or one who has used so many that they seem to have the IQ of an intoxicated preschooler.

Jeff is such a cupcake sniffer, he snorted eight lines of coke and smoked three blunts

by The Information Keeper March 17, 2020