coozmologist

a person who specializes in styling, shaving, and/or trimming pubic hair

"That bitches' pubes were so fuckin nasty, ho needs to go to the coozmologist next time."

by jax-on July 3, 2006

cooze

A cutesy term for vagina, pussy or cunt. Best used around small children.

Don't forget to clean your cooze.

by Bill February 24, 2004

cooz

ugly girl... also quite a bitch...

ali, stop being such a cooz and get a life!

by curtis10 December 26, 2005

Halfway Crooks

A definition of a fake gangster, comes from Mobb Deep's hit "Shook Ones, pt. 2". Popularized mainly by the movie 8-mile and today used mostly by little white kids discovering their glutus maximuses starting to grow.

Person A: Ima snatch this fake ass niggas chain after I come hone from the office.
Person B: man aint no such thing as halfway crooks

by DJ_Sikk October 10, 2016

croochie

Any anal leakage that stains the underwear or is uncomfortably greasy.

"This hemorrhoid is making me have some serious croochie."

"Did you see that croochie stain on that guy's boxers?"

by Risa January 14, 2005

crooky

A teenager who often is gay and has a small penis due to finding random strange men in his mums bed on a regular basis.

That is serioulsly crooked mum

by Jane Famers January 11, 2005

Cooz

Ugly girl. Also dog pussy.

All Jim ever does is think about that Cooz.

That dogs cooz is nasty!

by ahill September 22, 2004