grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up
"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine
by Psychedelic shrooms July 08, 2015
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Box Cough

When you get a bad cough the morning/day after performing felatio on a questionable woman.
Man, I caught a bad box cough from that girl at the bar last night.
by Boxcoughcreator June 24, 2019
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Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

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Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 08, 2023
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nitty cough

when you are a nitty ,and you have a never ending cough. Used to describe a cough you cant get rid of if you are a regular tobacco/cannabis user.
steve: "oh look at dave! He's got the nitty cough for sure !"
by nittylyfe123 May 21, 2017
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brothel cough

Brothel worker slang for bacterial tonsillitis, the second most common cause of a sore throat amongst working girls.
I’ve got brothel cough again, some guy put his fingers in my mouth. This always happens.”
by Bipolarraccoon October 26, 2022
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*cough*

A word used to show the action of coughing
Bork: *cough*
Bork 2: Covid?
by anonymouidhqfb iqwf September 21, 2020
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jack cough

I'm bouta go jack cough don't cum back here . Seriously don't
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