franzia cough

The hoarse cough the morning after ingesting high amounts of cheap, boxed wine, typically popular at universities in the northeastern United States.

Guy 1: *cough cough cough*
Guy 2: Hey man, you alright? That Sunset Blush was pretty good last night
Guy 2: Nah man, I've got franzia cough, never wanna drink that stuff again

by hardcoded December 1, 2017

Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.

PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!

by lukas1337 December 5, 2023

black cough

homeless or on the streets

His landlord gave him the black cough.

by Hux da Bowl November 4, 2008

Shooter's Cough

Coughing to protest people wasting air on wholesome things. Shouting down an existence without getting called out.

Did you notice this year Nemii only stops coughing to speak and not the other way around? Or when she liked what she heard?

Bro that's shooter's cough. She allergic to truth stop being so damn authentic it brings the worst out. You're gonna get us killed or worse.

by © June 30, 2023

King of the cough syrup

The king of the cough syrup is the local cough syrup plug he is also known as a KD or kai daniel which is a code word for people selling cough medicine taken in large amounts to get a euphoric high.

Well you'll need to talk to the king of the cough syrup about that one.

by Carl Cult Leader March 18, 2022

The Fucking Cough

What adj does every time he comes back on to the mic to reintroduce himself. It is Adj’s way of letting you know that he is no longer afk.

Adj: *cough*
Ben: THE FUCKING COUGH
Taylor: SHUT UP ADJ
Sam: Callagher
Dan: I’m chilking :)

by crafter97 June 15, 2022

COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over

Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.

by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023