Copeitalist

Being in a 'stockholm syndrome' relationship with capitalism and brainwashed to hate any social policies, while being lower economic class. A naive optimistic capitalist, that likes to pretend they're the upper class or that 'everyone gonna be if.. *blames person's choices*'.
Often is a corpa simp and simping for any lucky wealthy person. Easily buys into authority fallacy.

- I'm gonna move to LA and be rich!.. - You just gonna be homeless, drooling over rich peoples fences and cars.
- I'll work harder at my dead-end job and be like my boss.. - Whose parents helped them become financially independent with a small "loan" with no repayment dead-end.
- I'll start OF.. - You're a man good luck with that without getting canceled.
- I'll invest in stonks.. - And gamble your last 1k$ away or, at best, make 20$ after inflation, fees and taxes.
Keep coping, copeitalist.

by veinsofgold September 6, 2024

Caprimelachordophobia

The fear of spilling goat milk onto a 4-foot black Ethernet cable.

Ever since the incident in his office, Jared’s caprimelachordophobia made him store his goat milk far from his cables.

by Phobia guy December 20, 2024

Capricholy

A mixed feeling of playful joy and melancholy, adding up to a bittersweet nostalgic emotion.

Exploring my hometown's playground gave me a sense of capricholy. I missed all the friends I made here.

by neruisdead February 15, 2025

Coorie

Being an arsehole to your mates.

Look at Andrew, hes such a coorie.

by Coorie Cuck February 5, 2026

Chopri

A name for stupid cheaters like Capri made by lil Tay

Piper can do so much better than chopri

by MsPOTS May 16, 2025

Copeitalism

A lower class ideology resulting from the lower classes coping due to inequality faced because of social classes established by Capitalism.

Capitalism? More like Copeitalism!

by c_j_a May 28, 2025

cogrider

Someone who overglorifies the use of AI

"Lara keeps on using AI for her essays, shes such a cogrider!"

by clanker_hater August 11, 2025