coochie mudbugs

Same as croch cricket. Crabs body lice

You better be careful messing with them ho's you will get coochie mudbugs

by Texas girl 1971 March 21, 2023

Coochie day

On the first Sunday of July, a national holiday named ' Coochie Day ' takes place. This is a day when everyone spreads the awareness of coochie disease e.g coochie lice. Coochie small businesses are promoted.

' what are you doing for coochie days

' Oh, I will be buying coochie rubbers from small businesses<33'

by COOCHIECLUB May 26, 2021

Crumb of coochie

When someone is simping so hard they would settle fir a mere crumb of coochie

“Did you hear that sam donated 300 bucks to a streamer last night ?”

“ yeah , he would donate his entire salary for even a crumb of coochie”

by Ldiddy the large January 21, 2021

Coochie Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your cooter.

These pants give me a real coochie sandwich!

by urbanr33s3s June 22, 2022

coochie cocaine

coochie so addictive its just like cacaine

putting coke on both lips of the cooch, press the lips together and inhale

cocaine laced with coochie crust

daymn that bitch has that coochie cocaine.

by Dissapointing Salad June 12, 2022

coochie wrangler

one who wrangles coochies. Someone who used a lasso or a come hither look to ensnare a coochie or a person who owns a coochie. Some common types pf coochie wranglers could be enticing cowboys or just people who enjoy using lassos in strange ways.

Charro was famously know for looking for a coochie wrangler who could capture her hoochie coochie.

by awnagretlha August 16, 2010

Super coochie

It only appears 1 in every 50 million women. Super Coochie has been around since the Egyptians and has been the catalyst for several wars, marriage proposals, and certain infections. As super coochie can be highly unstable if not using proper protection...

Dude: Yo my guy I just realized my girl has super Coochie
My guy: yo you better wife that.
Dude: I would but she also gave me Super Aids.

by Ville0221 October 24, 2019