Coochie slurper

Someone who eats out coochies, but prefers to use a straw.

“Brayden is a coochie slurper. It’s so gross”

by Anonymous_Knowledge May 29, 2022

Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 9, 2022

Chooch coochie

To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.

“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”

by Trampula April 3, 2022

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

Wolverine Coochie

The type of coochie that has recuperative ability. It has the power to restore it's natural size, shape, form and moisture, even following a vigorous session of sexual penetration.

Yo got that fire wolverine coochie. I thought I was in her butt the second time in.

by MeloManAce December 30, 2020

Coochie Poppers

1-The partner of a person with a vagina.
2- Children.

See she’s with her coochie popper. Oh great, Krystal brought her coochie poppers with her.

by ClappingDatBootyMeat January 9, 2021

Beatbox coochie

When you pull out of your partner and the WAP start fartin'.

Him: *pulls out*
Her: *WAP starts farting*
Him: Damn, she got beatbox coochie

by 3inst3in January 14, 2021