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Constitution Party

An American 3rd party made up of guys who've never read the US Constitution.

In reality, the CP is a far-right, theocratic fascist party which is completely anti-Constitution and anti-individual liberties - very similar to the BNP. They just used "Constitution" in their parties name because it sounds trendy, just like the NSDAP used "socialist" in it's name (because this was a trendy term back in 1930s Germany).

Their goals are essentially the same as those of the NSDAP - they are pro-big government, pro-historical revisionism (ex. claiming the US was founded as a Christian nation) and favor censoring free speech and religious practices that their White Christian elites don't like. And while not openly racist like their Neo-Nazi siblings are, they make it obvious that they despise all who aren't white and Christian.

Thankfully these guys have no elected officials in the US Congress, because if they had their way, they would turn this country into a White Christian police state, like Iran or Communist China, only whiter and more Christian.
Constitution Party member: America was founded on The 10 Commandments. Therefore the Constitution gives us a right to outlaw all non-Christian religions (see the 1st Commandment).

Smart person: Wow, go read a book or something, redneck idiot.
by ElvisHairDude98 November 22, 2010
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oral constipation

when someone who is usually full of words and useless sayings is suddenly put on the spot, and can't find shit to say. A lack of words.
When Pres. Bush was asked why we are in Iraq, his jaw just dropped. He must suffer from oral constipation.
When i asked my best friend why he was fucking my wife he stood theresuprised gulping for air like a fish, he suffered from oral constipation as well.
by frikybi September 15, 2007
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consida

Not yet 'presentin' but but thinkin 'bout it.
So did you reprhzent that bit last night?

Nah...But I wuz considarin'

Aiight, 'prezhent.
by Ashtraymama May 15, 2005
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up-conscience

the opposite of self-conscience.
jenny is a very up-conscience woman..people mistake her for being arrogant.
by Krystina Kandy September 14, 2009
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constigation

Original M.W.'s word. Can mean absolutely anything when you're making up something.
See that tree? Its up to some constigation

You're body is made of the molecules of constigation atoms.

No you cant take my sandwich, its got constigation.
by M.W. May 23, 2006
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verbal constipation

A disease similar to Verbal Diarrhea (even though they spelt it wrong!) however instead of being unable to shup, the victim is unable to start talking, and cannot construct coherent words or phrases.
Letty-poo: I..... u.. h ..... ... ei.... h ......hs.....
Beccy-poo: dude, u have a serious case of verbal constipation
by beccy-poo July 28, 2004
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consciousness

The lower mental awareness of reality and one's self where information is recieved through physical recepticles and processed for your subconciousness by one's physical brain.
" Jimmy realized that his very consciousness was awakening to new ideas. "
by Joey Murray September 29, 2005
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