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Comb the Goat

To play with ones penis pistol; Do anything that takes time or is difficult in nature; To beat someones ass; To beat around the bush or lollygag;
Hey I'm outta here I gotta go "Comb the Goat"!

Im'ma be out here all day Combing this Goat!

If you don't get the hell outta my face I'm gonna Comb your fucking Goat!

I told you to do it like fifteen minutes ago, now quit Combing your Goat and get this shit done!
by The Brizzle1 May 17, 2010
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Comb Over

When you titty fuck a girl with uneven breasts. You place your dick against the small one and wrap the larger one over your dick like a comb over. Also known as "The Donald". Named after Donald Trump.
Bro- I wonder what it would be like to titty fuck the girl that lost her boob to cancer...

Dude- You'd have to use her small boob for support and wrap the bigger one over your dick like a comb over!!
by Kevy-D August 22, 2011
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Sex Combat

A wrestler meatheads idea of exciting sex
"You ok youre grabbing your back?"
"Ya um, its Bianca. Purple hair. Wrestling. Shes into something called Sex Combat."
"Whoaaaa. Noo. You need to be careful with that T Zone."
"She punched me in the penis"
"She punched you in the penis? Did it hurt? Was it like a straight, did she jab it was it like a left hook?"
"Idk I was asleep I just woke up in pain"

"Bianca still hitting you up?"
"Ya she wants to choke slam me"
"I'm starting to get worried about your sex wrestling T bag"
"Ya me too. The Boston crab isn't nearly as fun as it sounds!"
(No Tomorrow)
by Lexthegreat March 1, 2017
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combatative

A sophisticated way to describe someone who takes pleasure in arguing
Stay out of Lauren's way when she's feeling combatative
by NoiseBot May 27, 2008
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comb-over

When a bald dude still thinks he's hot by growing one side of his hair longer and then combing it over his bald spot
eew, look at that ugly dude, hes got a comb-over and everything
by greeny December 23, 2003
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comb-over

That comb-over looks so fucking bad
by killerchimpmunk July 17, 2004
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Comb-over Blonde

Brunettes, red-heads and dark-haired women who dye their hair blonde because they are embarrassed of their hair color. The color winds up growing out in a few weeks leaving them looking like zebras. Artificial and vain. The female analog of bald guys who grow out thin strands of hair on the sides in order to comb it over the top and hide their shiny tops. Term first coined by Michael Mannske in his book "Foreign and Domestic."
I can see her dark roots from across the bar. I'm tellin' ya, man, stay away from her. She's a comb-over blonde.
by Ajax Dunn July 20, 2008
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