Henry Clay

a term coined after the 19th century ne'er-do-well political figure known for making compromises that made things worse and running for president and losing. four times. in a modern context, this term is used to express a degree of extreme failure, especially pertaining to schoolwork.

that test was so hard, i think i just pulled a henry clay.

the essay i just wrote lost more elections than henry clay.

she studied for hours only to get an f on her APUSH test. what a henry clay.

good luck with that president thing, henry clay.

by rgb1777 December 13, 2009

Clay

A Chef-Tastic guy with a stellar taste in music. His favorite food is leaves off of random trees but has dabbled in Elmer’s Glue. He has a dark sense of humor that many can appreciate. All around a good friend and tubular boyfriend.

Clay-Have you seen Chef, by uhhh Jon Favreau? It’s a good movie and you should watch it.

by SophiaMae June 24, 2018

Clay

The Devils Sex doll

Come here clay

by hdhdhfhfhfhdhdhj January 17, 2019

Clayface

A person that is so nonchalant they barely respond to any display of emotion. Boring, dry person etc

damn that dude had no reaction at all, is he stoic?

nah dude hes just a clayface

by kjellkaramel June 9, 2020

Classic Clay

a forgotten term, but still used within the native population, where one man will lay his faeces and two other men fight for the right to have that faeces rubbed all over and into their mouth while being kidney shifted.

"Silenece while 'Classic Clay' is in play, today we have the contendors Phil and Matt fighting for Mike's Clay, winnner wins Mike's love while the looser win's Pandy's love, quite the win win situation here for the contendors."

by Brendas Got'a'baby April 20, 2007

Clay

a beta female who thinks she is a male and has no dominance

you have no dominance over me clay

by the bruh moments January 22, 2020

clay

a perverted ass, whom you should not trust. not only does he have hundreds of nudes from innocent girls, but he will manipulate you to tell your secrets, swear he won't tell them, then tell all of his friends.

dude, stop being such a clay

by pissed11 March 10, 2016