chuff

when one has a chode ( penis wider than long)
and has a muff (pubic hair) it is known as a chuff
chode muff

i couldn't get the matts out of my chuff.
I even used my your dads chuff brush!

by piss tit December 29, 2007

chuffins

Chuffins are gifts you give to people you don't like, sort of like death cookies and poison-berry muffins.

UserNameWithNumbers2517: ur such a fag man go eat some chuffins
ChUfFiNeAtEr: ThAnKs DuDe!111111

by *insertnamehere* March 5, 2007

Chelfie

a photograph that one has taken of oneself, that is inspired by Chelsea Moudry (The queen of self portraits.) typically one taken with a nice camera and edited with LOAF presets.

I posted a Chelfie in The Wild Collective photography group and it got a Wild Woot!!

by nwb14 March 21, 2017

Chufty badge

Mancunian rhyming slang meaning 'vag' or 'vagina'

'Close your legs, I can see your chufty badge'

by SteveFries June 20, 2019

chuffy

n. an amount of cocaine smaller than a "line" but larger than a "banger".

"Dude, do this quick little chuffy."

by Keeeelo June 11, 2006

Chuffy

A person who thinks they have expertise on everything but makes an ass of themselves in front of a person who actually has expertise on the topic.

Watch out for that Chuffy, he thinks the world orbits around him.

by dollop October 18, 2008

Colder than a penguins chuff

Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid.

If refering to self, then may be said through chattering teeth.

See also As cold as a witches tit

I don't envy those carol singers it's colder than a penguins chuff out there tonight.

Dead? The bugger's colder than a penguins chuff.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004