Christian

a great guy....who is a great friend...yes it is a name not just a religion...

christian is a great guy...he is my best guy friend and i have no examples so i just wrote something

by not a man [duh] December 14, 2008

christian baiting

when one subtly makes casual remarks about god/christianity/jesus that causes christian friends to overreact and defend their beliefs to the amusement of oneself.

*Christian Baiting in Practice'
'Well of course God is clearly a homophobe.'
'What... no he isn't'
'Well doesn't he say in Leviticus 18:22 "Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin."'
'Um, he hates homosexuality, not homosexuals as people!'
'What do you think defines them as homosexuals? Their sexuality, of course. So God is a homophobe.'
'Well you're going to hell so HA!'
'Touche... touche...'

by fine_dine_decca October 16, 2009

Christiana

A female who hides in her room all day, away from humanity. She loves animals, dudes in bands(mainly drummers) food, youtubers, and George Ryan Ross. She is constantly dyeing her hair because she refuses to conform to what society days about women. She is kinda emo, but also rockerish, and 128% a total bitch. She is also a meme slut.

Person 1: "have you heard any new songs?
Person 2: "oh, just this one song by 21 pilots?"

Christiana: "Actually it's Twenty Øne Piløts, you fake fan mother fucking crackerjack ass hats."

by Fundip_wuzhere August 20, 2017

christian abortion

Ditching an unwanted baby in a dumpster, or a randomly selected doorstep, etc. due to religious convictions or certain circumstances which would otherwise prevent a traditional abortion.

Alice got boned by Jim at a party and ended up pregnant, but thanks to her staunch anti-abortion background, fetus flushing was out of the question. So she went by way of the Christian Abortion instead and jettisoned the new born into the dumpster behind pizza hut.

by Shit, I lost my wallet August 16, 2014

Christian

Christian is the type of girl who’s name gets mistaken as a boy. Surrounds her self with awesome male friends. Can be a bitch If you’re Bitch to her. She’s will respect and love anyone willing to do the same. She’s is an optimist and is usually very good at acidemics and sports. All I have to say about her is don’t cetch a case.

Christian is a great friend!

by Micheal knomes July 8, 2018

armchair christian

The act of a person being extremely upset when another person say they don't believe in the man made God. Proceeds to tell that person they will go to hell when they die, but in turns never goes to church or contributes to the church in any fashion.

Frank: "No, I don't go to church, I really don't believe in the man made God."

Ted: "You're going to hell when you die!"

Frank: "When was the last time you were in church?"

Ted: "25 years ago, I have not gone back after my confirmation."

Frank: "Yes, so tell me again how I am going to hell, but you're not???" "Must be nice to be an Armchair Christian."

by sandmonkey01 April 6, 2014

Christian

this is not a definition about the religion this is a guy i know

Christian- quiet, halarious, sincere, shy, cute, funny (doesn't mean the same thing as halarious), cares about you, tells you the truth, really nice

Christian is one of my best friends and he's amazing.

by Christine15 October 4, 2010