Chris

A faggot

you are a chris

by Dr366 December 8, 2016

Chris

Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.

Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.

by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012

Chris

Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.

"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."

by Snaked April 5, 2017

Chris

The 69th reincarnation of christ. Chris is the type of person to say a joke that will cause your lungs to collapse. He is the bane of all simps and is a chick magnet. He is also the lord of time and space.

Boy1: I found my whole family dead this morning!
Boy2: They probably forgot to pray to the great Chris.

by Trainsandbutter October 6, 2020

Chris

Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.

-Who's that sexy man?

Oh that's Chris

by McDuggle December 18, 2018

Chris

Gay

Chris is gay

by Bigcockbradders January 15, 2020

Chris

Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.

Chris is amazing but sometimes a loser

by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018