by EnvyEuphoria October 16, 2017
Get the Chrismug. A dickhead boss. Someone who thinks he's a lady killer but everyone thinks he's a nob. A twat who has a friend with benefits but disguises her as a 'bookkeeper'. A boss who puts everyone down and tells them he's bringing in the Agency staff because they aren't doing good enough even though they are doing fine. And a dickhead who calls his staff retards if they don't hand out meals at the right time.
A: My boss is such a twat, he called me a retard yesterday because I handed in 1 meal late.
B: Oh really? He must be acting like my old boss Chris.
C: He's a real twat.
B: Oh really? He must be acting like my old boss Chris.
C: He's a real twat.
by MemerAsian June 17, 2016
Get the Chrismug. An asswhole who does not give a fuck about anyone but themselves. He has a small cock. He can't get laid. Has an ego the size of this world. He does what ever it takes to get what he wants no matter who I hurts in the long run
by I am just me (a vampire) March 22, 2016
Get the Chrismug. A kid that will only be your friend if he dont go out with other people that live in places like Frinton or whatever
by Rosey18 August 8, 2015
Get the Chrismug. by Tases October 27, 2017
Get the Chrismug. A super cocky doosh bag guy that makes 40K/year, but gives off a perception of a much more extravagant lifestyle. Examples - he drives a leased car and works in "sales" and talks about his "deals." Also known to name drop and lie incessantly.
That guy is a total Chris Chris, he talks about how he is loaded and hangs out with professional athletes but he actually sells appliances at Sears.
by Scoots McGee November 17, 2012
Get the Chris Chrismug.