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Chris

you are a chris
by Dr366 December 8, 2016
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Adjective used to describe someone who is lazy, always complains about anything, and does not leave facebook for more than a few minutes. Someone who always complains about being tired and never has any time to do anything and has a very small weiner.
Person 1: Hey, let's do something tonight.
Person 2: I'm too tired and I got homework to do and I got to work and I just don't have time do anything.
Person 3: You are pulling a chris right now.
by BackupBandits1 April 19, 2012
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" Don't make me call in The Chris, he will totally go Debbie on your cracker ass "
by gothic_clown December 20, 2016
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Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you

for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
Wow that guy is a Chris.
Person number two: ya he sucks
by YEEELax November 28, 2018
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little bitch that plays with RC cars with his friend Zac instead of actually doing something with his life. Acts like he is smart but actually is the most dumb person in the entire world. He insults you by saying your breath smells bad, a terrible friend.
Chris you fucking skinhead
by Christopher anthony barbara November 28, 2018
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Chris is a small midget that loves video games. He doesnt like excersise but if he finds the write sport he will stick to it. He has the chubbiest face and tiny puppy hands. Chris zometimes puts his family first but doesnt like sharing chips or food.
by 123chrisgamer December 2, 2018
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A toxic fuck stick who plays Blackbeard in high plat
Look at Chris being toxic, playing Blackbeard in plat what a shit
by Venixzzy October 11, 2018
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