carlos guzman

a funny guy who's down to earth, and never fails to make you smile. he's nice and knows how to treat people right.

yohhhhhhhh he's so carlos guzman

by kewlest kid out there November 8, 2020

Carlos and Maria

In the Destiny universe, "Carlos and Maria" are what Eva Levante secretly calls her fists: lefty being Carlos and righty being Maria.

Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.

Eva just smiles warmly knowing that Carlos and Maria are both still able to enjoy the solstice bonfire.

by Black Uncle Phillip July 21, 2022

Carlos trabanino

a opp nigga that can't get pussy

"oh my god, stay away there's a wild virgin on the loose, his name is Carlos trabanino."

by theninoeffect November 1, 2021

Carlo Borgonovo

By far the best European defender in basketball history. With a strong auto-irony and a charming character he is one of the most pleasant people you can talk to.
Bullshit apart, fuck you Carlo, get back to work, as always and never stop being yourself.

"domani gioco contro lo Scanzo"
"Occhio a Carlo Borgonovo, ti scopa male"

"Tomorrow I'll play against Scanzo"
"Watch out to Carlo Borgonovo, he will eat you"

by jesusmortus April 22, 2022

Carlos. S

Hector's a palm tree nigga

Carlos. S
"Hector's my palm tree"

by Palmtreenigga October 1, 2019

carlos niggleson

a term referring to Quandale Dingles second cousin

also refers to a ziggle ahh child

"hey jamarius did you see carlos niggleson today, Zaquayquay was looking for him earlier on"

by Mr Identity Theft June 20, 2022

Uncle Carlos

When your parents get divorced but then your Mom (or Dad) dates a Latino lover who's sexuality spills over into all bedrooms of the house. When you wake up he says "Shhh papi it's no gay, i teach"

My childhood was kinda boring until my parents got divorced and Uncle Carlos moved in.

by The Deku Tree October 12, 2018