Greensboro Cupcake

When you take a fat shit on your significant other , then splooge directly on top of the poop creating a yummy glazed no-bake.

"Yo I heard Ty gave Sandy a Greensboro cupcake, and she gobbled it up"

by LimpDickDanny November 05, 2022

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 07, 2011

cupcake job

When a beverage company salesman has the easiest job but bitches and moans about it to the hardworking merchandisers. They have not just a cake job but a cupcake job.

The tired merchandiser had a blank stare listening to the salesman complain about his cupcake job.

by The Red Hairon September 19, 2015

Admiral Cupcake

The leader of the infamous Cupcake Navy, Highly decorated and completely badass. A title of the highest regard. Admiral Cupcake gives no second chances, also his ship, The USS Asskickery, is a space ship with time travel capabilities.

Admiral Cupcake? You have never heard of the Admiral of the Cupcake Navy?! Man, you are gonna be in for a shock!

by Exoz July 31, 2013

Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

by beef_cupcake_in_training August 07, 2012

The Cupcake Phenomenon

An innocent character is turned evil purely because of their innocence. The name comes from the "Cupcakes" fan fiction from the My Little Pony fandom

The "Cupcakes" fanfic is an example of the Cupcake Phenomenon

by isaWolfox October 03, 2019

Sloppy Cupcake

A twist on the conventional "cupcaking" where you fart in your hand and quickly carry the scent to an unsuspecting victim's face. This act can only be carried out with a shart.

"I was going to cupcake Kyle, but I sharted so he got a sloppy cupcake instead!"

by Wafflestomperfirestarter January 17, 2023