Pleasure Cruise

(verb): When you motorboat someone's ass cheeks.

We'd only known each other for 2 hours when he took me on a pleasure cruise!

by Sally SlutAlot February 17, 2024

cruising altitude

A state of X (adult life for example) where no serious effort is urgent, or even needed anymore.

College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.

Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child

by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020

Cruise Ship Fishbowl

A place where if you put your keys, you receive a fun surprise for the rest of the trip!

Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.

by VaderUK October 6, 2021

Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.

Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

dews-cruise

The act of pursuing a caffeinated beverage with friends, preferably post-lunch.

Hey bro, I'm feelin' kinda winded...wanna go for a dews-cruise.

by enricorome February 11, 2010

cruising the plaza

A place toothless women went…if there husbands allowed.

Hey let’s go to the cruising the plaza and get some gummies.

by Bilhill July 21, 2023

Junior Cruise

When friends in two or more cars travel to a destination that is not far away and is not important.

Anyone up for a junior cruise to McDonalds?

by Vicars Bridge October 20, 2008