by Dealin' Don February 24, 2009
Get the jean-creamer mug.by OhWhat? July 11, 2010
Get the Nose-Creamed mug.Related Words
Similar to being a part of the Mile High Club.
Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."
Sentence: "Eating all of those tacos reminds me of when Rebecca and I had sex in Taco Bell, then joined the Sour Creamers."
by Important Knowledge July 27, 2014
Get the Sour Creamers mug.The Scandinavian Cement Mixer is a very specialized form of gay sex, similar to docking. It involves two men, normally one significantly older with a large foreskin, and a sheet of poly film.
The two men stand facing each other naked on the sheet of poly, looking into each others eyes, but never smiling. It is important not to smile as per the third rule of sex, "its not gay if you don't smile". The older man then pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other man penis to achieve the dock. Each man then firmly grips the others penis and in a rhythmic stroking fashion they masturbate each other.
After each man ejaculates into the pocket created by the older mans foreskin they continue the stroking motion, thus simulating mixing the "cement" ejaculate. It is important to maintain synchronized hand motion to prevent breaking the seal of the foreskin and getting "cement" in your eye.
Once both men are content with their experience the older man must carefully remove his foreskin from the other mans penis, and releasing the "cement" ejaculate on the poly sheet.
Folding the poly up and disposing of it makes for easy clean up.
The two men stand facing each other naked on the sheet of poly, looking into each others eyes, but never smiling. It is important not to smile as per the third rule of sex, "its not gay if you don't smile". The older man then pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other man penis to achieve the dock. Each man then firmly grips the others penis and in a rhythmic stroking fashion they masturbate each other.
After each man ejaculates into the pocket created by the older mans foreskin they continue the stroking motion, thus simulating mixing the "cement" ejaculate. It is important to maintain synchronized hand motion to prevent breaking the seal of the foreskin and getting "cement" in your eye.
Once both men are content with their experience the older man must carefully remove his foreskin from the other mans penis, and releasing the "cement" ejaculate on the poly sheet.
Folding the poly up and disposing of it makes for easy clean up.
Down in Mexico a old man showed me how to preform a Scandinavian Cement Mixer, and I have been dying to try it again.
by RioW August 15, 2014
Get the Scandinavian Cement Mixer mug.When you and your bro are double teaming a girl and one of you jizzes on her stomach while the other belly shots that shit
by Calxk713 May 3, 2016
Get the Danish creamer mug.When a person receives or gives oral sex and brings their partner to climax while drinking a cup coffee at the same time.
I woke up this morning playing world of Warcraft and my girlfriend got me a cup of coffee and then she gave me a nice Cinnabon Creamer
by Agnar April 8, 2017
Get the Cinnabon Creamer mug.A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.
Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
Get the Hand Creamer mug.