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Bear Clap

a dance move performed in the nude after a shower. It involves spreading your feet far apart, bending your knees to 90 degrees and hip thrusting. The goal is to have your scrotum slap off your lower stomach and then your 'choda', making a clapping-like noise. It is usually used in the art of seduction.

In its perfect form it is done while listening to "the BearCat" by David Wilcox
"My boyfriend had the loudest bear clap ever last night, so i just had to let him nail me"
by thebearclapper February 5, 2010
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the clap

Sugar I'd come over but your coffee tastes like the clap.

It's me Warren G., the nigga with the clap.
by crime September 6, 2004
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golf clap

A quiet clap appropriate for a golf course. On fark.com, implies a certain level of sarcasm in the applause.
He wanted us to be impressed. I showed him just how impressed I was with the golf clap.
by Lady Csyde January 7, 2004
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Golf Clap Them Cheeks

This is what you do whenever you have to have sex really quietly.
I had to golf clap them cheeks with my girlfriend last night, or her roommate might have woken up.
by Undo Hajiban September 27, 2020
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Closure Clap

The act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up sex with a sperm filled hand. This results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties assured that no further communication is necessary.
"I heard John and Mindy are done for good!"
"Yeah, he gave her the closure clap"
by mezzos December 5, 2011
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One Clap

A term used when you or someone else kills an insect (especially a fly) with one clap.

The term is used to show off the killers remarkable skill and proficiency.
Matthew: "Did you see Rowan one clap that annoying fly"
Wil: "Yeah man, he has so much skill in the art of insect killing!"
by Brux_ February 2, 2018
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The cocalico clap

A particular form of gonorrhea, established in cocalico, PA. The term clap comes from the popping of puss pockets in sexual organs.
-Yo I think I got the cocalico clap...

-Poor guy, I told you to stay away from Irene!
by cocalico hero November 30, 2006
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