Clam-Jam

The miscalculation of distance and/or location of the vaginal opening during rigorous sex which results in the penis slamming against the outer labia or groin.

He drove in deep but missed his mark, resulting in the mother of all Clam-Jams that left him writhing in pain.

by Gottaring January 29, 2012

Clam Slam

1. (v.) When one female prevents another female from scoring on a professional and/or personal level.

2. (v.) Female equivalent of cock block.

Synonyms: Twat swat; clam dam; clam jam (not to be mistaken for rag).

I was just about to close the deal when she cut in, cut me off and clam slammed me so hard I got whiplash. So...I punched her in the vag.

by foschizzlemanizzle June 6, 2010

Clam Bake

The occurrence of a social situation, in which females greatly outnumber or completely out number the male population. For instance like a party, wine and cheese party, baby shower, Tupperware party, or other social interaction in which females are numbered in majority.

The opposite of a sausage fest. "Wow this wine tasting is such a Clam Bake"

by wildhorsefh November 5, 2009

clam shack

Slang term for brothel. word brothel word whorehouse

Hey let's go to Costa Rica and hit the clam shacks. Buy lots of rubbers. Don't drink the water or eat the crab salad.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

clam bake

A party at which clams are baked

Hey timmy, are you going to the clam bake down at Willer's point?

Gosh no, I'm gonna go impregnate my girlfriend and snort coke.

by has every synonym for nameless been taken? September 19, 2008

clam bitch

a person who keeps contained and quiet, also keeps things to themselves.

and once they decide to open up and talk... all they do is be a bitch

thus clam bitch

guy 1: dude i havent heard chelsea say anything in months

guy 2: yeah i know bro, shes a clam bitch. one minute shes quiet the next shes a bitch

by chex March 17, 2008

Clam breather

a blow job with a twist..... the person giving the head has a mouth full of egg salad.

Aw man my girl got kinky last night. She gave me a clam breather, extra paprika.

by ShanikwaWashington July 7, 2008