a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.
by flyerfishy July 24, 2024
Like a normal mike, just chubby. Gorgeous head of hair. Will make smile even when he’s at his lowest. Puts others before hisself And loves like no other
by Myne12 November 23, 2021
1)Someone who likes or needs to tease a man's member to get it as hard as possible before intercourse.
2)Someone who has no choice but to satisfy themselves, sexually, because they have no one willing to do it for them .
2)Someone who has no choice but to satisfy themselves, sexually, because they have no one willing to do it for them .
1)Man, after drinking all night a girl better be a chubby plumper or I'll never get hard enough to have sex.
2) Women are so touchy these days I have to be my own chubby plumoer.
Yeah I've got a girlfriend but we havent had sex in weeks , I can either be a chubby plumper, leave her or cheat. I chose chubby plumper. (For now)
2) Women are so touchy these days I have to be my own chubby plumoer.
Yeah I've got a girlfriend but we havent had sex in weeks , I can either be a chubby plumper, leave her or cheat. I chose chubby plumper. (For now)
by B1BrealBu May 04, 2023
The act of shaving your pubic hair before intercourse with a heavyset person, ejaculating on their face. Then, using the cum as glue, sticking the pubic hair onto their face.
Hey dude, you see that chick over there? I heard Bobby gave her a Chubby Wombat the other night. You can still see some of the hair!
by ObiWanCannoli April 10, 2025
A small, rather fat and often misshapen penis that is utterly useless in pleasuring a woman whether hard or flaccid. It may be extremely hairy and accompanied by frumunda cheese. The term originated because most Greek men possess this quality. Similar to a chode but quite the opposite of a chud.
Mrs spekovos: " Oh why did I marry a Greek man? I can't even look at his chubby greek without gagging".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".
by Ol pappy November 16, 2017
It's when you mud dog it. when your hooking up with a girl that isnt that hot. Not hot enough to get a full erection so you bang her with just a chubby
Man, I hooked up with this potato face last night. that in combination with the vicodins were not doing it for me. So I just had to chubby wrangler that one.
by Ducktard August 06, 2011
by Kum master May 07, 2021