chilly taser

When you take a shit so big that the water splashes back up into your bumhole causing it to suck in

Man I got the worst chilly taser this morning it felt like a watersnake shimmieing on up there

by snotrag3000 July 29, 2016

Chilly Willy

One of those ice pops in the clear plastic sleeves.

Go get me some chilly willys

by R_013 April 21, 2022

chilli welsh cake

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it

Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake

by Welsh cheese March 28, 2015

Chilli dog

When a guy shoves his penis in a females ass and when he pulls it out there is shit on the penis.

“Lauren when is the last time u shit u just gave me a chilli dog”.

by Chilli dog master April 17, 2021

chilly thermometer

Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.

I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!

by DeOmnibusDisputandum April 11, 2011

emotional chilli

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.

I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?

by Ignatius Grippa January 8, 2014

chilly

something that has the required qualities of a high standard

that snooker shot was chilly

by SharpDressedMan496 April 16, 2024