C.R.U.M.P.

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

by VRnomore April 27, 2010

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p.b.k.c

Problem Between Keyboard and Chair (Problem Between Keyboard & Chair).

Used to describe the source of an (computer) error. P.B.K.C or PBKC means the eror is a human or operator error and not a hardware or software error.

PBKC is an alternative version of the definition RTFM.

The user who called the help desk thought that the system was down, but it was just a p.b.k.c error.

by Juan Whaimai February 3, 2007

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P.C.C.A. • P.C.F.C.P. • S.P.C.C • U.S.P.C.C. • P.V.C.C • r-h-c-a-c-h-p • F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X • U.C.P • F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P. • O.C.P.O.S

P.L.U.C.K

P.L.U.C.K politically , lyeing,unholy,cowardly,killers . song by system of a down

while i was talking to my friend the song "P.L.U.C.K" came on the radio

by blah November 8, 2003

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Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.

I was bored and typed

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by Eternitys bordeom November 16, 2022

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P.E.A.C.E.

P.E.A.C.E.
Protection, Education, Aleviation, Cultivation, Emancipation

Several Variations but a personal acronym devised and diagnosed by me. Serves as a salutation in that the following words advocate or will guide you and carry on with you.

adios, ghost, P.E.A.C.E. - i'm gone.

by p.o.e.t. April 22, 2007

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