Sacramento Birthday Party

when you take a shit in your buddy's mouth and then he gives you a blowjob

Hey Brian, I know it's your birthday today so after work let me throw you a Sacramento Birthday Party

by Gambino's Schling Schlong September 27, 2017

mr.bartholomew

He is a teacher of ELA. Hes a fucking egghead

That damn ELA teacher is just a Mr.Bartholomew

by DumbWhiteGirl November 3, 2017

Half Birthday

I know you all are hot n popular and you have so many full birthdays to celebrate, so why should you bother with a half-assed attempt at your half birthday? Because it's the Best. Day. Of. The. Year. Nobody cares about your half birthday (please make no exception for mine), so do you and do it up, but don't do too much because it's your half birthday. I'm eagerly awaiting an invite to your halfway decent celebration.

Emma's half birthday is coming up on Feb 1. At half past one, she's taking her friends hiking. At half past six, they're making half-assed pizzas. They'll finish off the festivities by getting half baked and playing half a game of something or other.

by EvPlatt January 27, 2020

happy bit-lated birthday

spoonerism for happy belated birthday.

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.

by augustonovato April 22, 2010

Birthday

The celebration of the occasion of which you exited a vagina. Not to be confused with sex.

My birthday is in July. (Never had sex in July though)

by Kurtsie December 28, 2005

Monkey's Birthday

A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.

It's raining and it's sunny out; it must be a monkey's birthday!

by Forty-n-Eight December 13, 2007

reverse birth

n. The sexual act of inserting your head into your partner's vagina. Best if done wearing a heavily lubricated swim cap. Also used as a verb.

n. That bitch is so loose, even Charlie Brown could hit a reverse birth on her.

He tried to reverse birth Giggles, but she was just too tight.

or

The last time I reverse birthed a girl, my swim cap got stuck up there.

by Elliot Simon March 13, 2005