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brown weed

Nasty brown cheap weed that smells like dirt or hay. Usually smoked by people with very poor connections and limited funds.
"Hey look here comes Ed lookin for his dollar bag of brown weed again. Sell him some of that dirt over there. He'll never know."
by Dank Darryl September 12, 2013
mugGet the brown weedmug.

crowning brown

Describes a strong urge to poop.
Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.
by texadelphia March 18, 2011
mugGet the crowning brownmug.

Brown Bagel

Referring to someones anus or brown eye.
When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.
by Surge1221 March 26, 2011
mugGet the Brown Bagelmug.

Brown Marksman

When a shit stain is left on the toilet and every time you go for a piss you aim to wash it off
Hey Jimmy, I just managed to clear that shit stain off the bowl, I am a true Brown Marksman!!
by kendoomus March 27, 2012
mugGet the Brown Marksmanmug.

Harris Brown

The most badass sex move you can pull at a party. Once you’re sozzled, snag your cum slut and take her upstairs and start stuffin the muffin koala style. About 3 minutes in, vomit all over her stomach. Bonus points if you do it in the cooch for a green cream pie. Make sure to scream “Blamo” once you’ve done the dirty deed. After you upchuck, go outside the room and cause a scene, make sure you gaslight the whore and let everyone know she was the culprit.
“Dude I was fucking this absolute 3 and I harris brown’d all over her!” “Holy piss man! That’s a level 7 sex move!” “Not even bro, I got it all in her cunt and made a swamp!!”
by red_monkey_butt January 22, 2023
mugGet the Harris Brownmug.

brown phone

Slang term for the urge to expell one's bowels.
by JC Andrews May 27, 2005
mugGet the brown phonemug.

Brown Sweater

A girl with an extremely hairy, almost bushy if you will, anal region. The old brown eye could use with a serious waxing.
Braaaaahh I had that ass up and was about it hit it and looked down at a brown sweater. Had to weed through the brush to get in there.
by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017
mugGet the Brown Sweatermug.

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