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Sea Brian

1) n. A species of hairless mammal indigenous to central North Carolina. A relative of the Sea Lion, the Sea Brian is comfortable in shallow waters where it propels itself slowly about on its forward limbs. Other activities include throwing foam footballs, drinking beers, and doing sit-ups when sexy chicks are walking around. The Sea Brian is identified by its pale skin and wayfarer sunglasses. The Sea Brian only emerges during warmer seasons, hibernating in seclusion for most of the year.

2) v. To exhibit behavior typical of the Sea Brian.
The scattered Coors Light cans and faint scent of SPF 85 sunscreen in the air indicated Sea Brians had been in the area just moments before.

A chill hung in the air and the sky was overcast; clearly conditions were not favorable for Sea Brianing.
by Slayboy November 24, 2010
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jizz brian

"haha jizz brian 🦶🏿 cumbrian >: ahaha jīžź břæįň"
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brian scalibrine

101% the G.O.A.T. Led the Boston Celtics to an NBA Title. Some say the leader was Kevin Garnett. Always there when you need him. Five NBA Finals MVPs in four appearances. First player to have a triple- triple. Three point specialist. Steph Curry before Steph Curry all around the greatest player of all time.
"Did you see the Celtics game last night?"
"Ya Brian Scalibrine went for another double triple!"
by Whataburger11345677990 July 31, 2016
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brian toth

a man who is made out of anger. almost always is bald and in a bad mood.
person one: "wow. look at brian toth's haircut!"
person two: "he does it himself."
by onwiecnk November 8, 2019
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brian's forehead

Brian's forehead is a forehead that no one can take their eyes away. So much that people roast him about it and he has to move schools because of the constant roasting. Even moving to different schools might make the roasting stop, his "friends" joke about the unreal forehead.
Brian's forehead is an embarrassing forehead.

Gabe - "Brian, your forehead is like deforestation."
by yaddassi May 25, 2017
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brian stells

he is the coolest man aliven't and he is trans cause a genius said so. he wouldve loved bojack horseman or the office 🤝
brian stells is so cool and pretty i miss him sm
by brian stells boyfriend July 20, 2021
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Ninja Brian

the only ninja as far as I know in the band NinjaSexParty
Goddamn Ninja Brian you killed em all
by darkclaw wolfgod February 20, 2022
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