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Belarusian Breakfast

A Belarusian Breakfast is a form of sexual intimacy shared between two people. It is the act of cracking an egg on your partners stomach and letting it slide down to the vagina and or penis and licking it clean.
"Dude my girlfriend made me do a Belarusian Breakfast on her" "That's sick man"
by CallmeMrLemon December 1, 2011
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breakfast club

also the breakfast club

the best movie i have ever seen in my life. its about a brain, a jock, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal who get a saturday detention for 9 hours and they get to know each other for who they really are, and not just what they look like.

i personally like the criminal. he can light a match on his teeth, and so can i.
"can i have my doobage?"

"he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

"you won't let a guy stick his tongue in your mouth, but you'll eat that?!?!"
by im the criminal July 3, 2005
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Breakfast in Bed

Eating a girl out in bed the morning, subsequent to a nights sleep next to her.
Sarah and I just woke up, we're having breakfast in bed though so I'll call you back in a bit.

You give a girl breakfast in bed and she'll be all smiles for the rest of the day!
by M the Insomniac April 22, 2007
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Breakfast

Her skirt is so short I can almost see her breakfast!
by Strapscan July 7, 2009
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beer breakfast

Beer breakfast is related to a common morning ritual of single males known as dreakfast, the consuming of leftovers from last night's dinner for breakfast. Beer is often a part of this meal. Women tend to find it repulsive.
While you make the pancakes and get out the brew for beer breakfast, I'm going to snack on cold pizza from last night's party for dreakfast.
by Led Zeppole November 2, 2003
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BreakBeat

BreakBeat (sometimes BreakBeats or breaks) is a term used to describe a collection of sub-genres of electronic music, usually characterized by the use of a non-straightened 4/4 drum pattern (as opposed to the steady beat of house or trance). These rhythms may be characterized by their intensive use of syncopation and poly-rhythms, which are prominent in all music of African origin, including African American music although the actual instruments used in BreakBeat music makes it more closely related to Techno and other forms of electronic music than African or African-American genres.

AT TIMES CAN BE COMPARED TO OLD SCHOOL HIP HOP BECAUSE OF TWO STEP BEAT.
I like to Break Dance to BreakBeat Music
by djjennyfe April 30, 2007
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Two-Egg Breakfast

When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"
My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.





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by greenradioactive March 2, 2009
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