bread pie

an alternative name for the everyday sandwich.

- "what did you have for lunch today?"
- "just popped to tesco to get myself a bread pie"

by literary ainsley harriott May 3, 2011

bread blasting

When you get a french loaf shoved deep inside of your anal cavity/vaginal cavity.

All was fine and well until her dad walked, balls deep, no hair, bread blasting his daughter.

by NNNNN1NNNNN January 23, 2020

Lava and Bread

Sex

Man those two just did the lava and bread.

by teinkie February 10, 2018

Titty bread

The bread you put under you huge tits to soak up all that sweat.

"It's so hot out! Even my tits are sweating!"
"Girlllll you need some titty bread!"

by anon57392 August 30, 2009

Gnat Bread

When a guy goes without washing his uncircumsized penis and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of his foreskin.

Cindy's Mother: before engaging in sexual intercourse with a guy who has an uncircumcised penis, make sure he thoroughly washes hisnaughty bits. If he doesn't he'll have an accumulation of gnat bread. This could give you a vaginal infection.

Cindy: thanks mom!

Cindy's Mother: don't forget to use a condom, dear.

by Mickey05 April 18, 2009

Soggy Bread

You know when you're eating a sandwich and the bread is soggy from tomatoes or whatever. That but with feelings.

Uhhhhhh, I fell like soggy bread today.

by SoggyBreat November 5, 2019

Show Bread

A starch that is typically ingested prior to participating in any type of scene activity (ie. moshing, hardcore shows, screamo shows, floor punching, skanking, two-stepping, ska shows, etc.)

XdylanX: Let's get some bread!
AsianMatt: What kind of bread?
XdylanX: Show Bread, brotha! What other kind of bread is there?!

by Alisa&Emily August 24, 2005